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Big Dick is Back in Town Ugly Sweater

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Chilly with a 100% chance of getting laid
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Ash
Columbia Blue
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Our business model relies on minimal inventory. Which means that almost every product we sell is made to order. So the time it takes for you to get your order is due to these factors

  • Production Time: 3-7 business days
    • this includes the time it takes us to get our blank goods
  • US Delivery Time: 8 - 14 Days
    • Delivery is out of our hands when we hand off to our USPS, UPS, FedEx, DHL partners
  • International Delivery Time: 2 - 3 Weeks

* All orders are shipped with tracking. Days are calculated as business days. We average less than 14 days for customized orders and 7 days for our BC products

NO RETURNS for customized items

All other returns accepted up to 30 days from purchase date

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